Last night a man robbed a bank in the next town over. Instead of sticking up the teller, he hands over a note. The teller gives the man $1,600.
He then goes around town to pay off bills and write checks to people he owes money too.
From there, he visits his mom where he shaves off his beard, changing his appearance. He hangs out for a bit and by the time he turns the corner to go home, police are waiting at his house.
The man has a criminal record and it didn’t occur to him that his prints were all over the letter he wrote.
The man will go to jail for a very long time. All for $1,600.
BUT AT LEAST HE’LL BE DEBT FREE WHEN HE GETS OUT, RIGHT?