rachelfershleiser:

Shocked and saddened witnesses at the Huffington Post’s news-aggregation facility have confirmed that employee Henry Evers, 25, died Wednesday after being sucked into the website’s powerful news-repurposing turbine, where his body was immediately torn to pieces.
(via ‘Huffington Post’ Employee Sucked Into Aggregation Turbine | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source)
OH THE HORROR!!!!!

rachelfershleiser:

Shocked and saddened witnesses at the Huffington Post’s news-aggregation facility have confirmed that employee Henry Evers, 25, died Wednesday after being sucked into the website’s powerful news-repurposing turbine, where his body was immediately torn to pieces.

(via ‘Huffington Post’ Employee Sucked Into Aggregation Turbine | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source)

OH THE HORROR!!!!!